Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Check for Alzheimer's - Pretty Amazing!

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the  School  of  Psychiatry  at  Harvard   University  

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. 

The average person over 45 years of age cannot do it!  

   1.    This is this cat.

   2.    This is is cat.

   3.    This is how cat.

   4.    This is to cat.

   5.    This is keep cat. 

   6.    This is an cat.

   7.    This is old cat.

   8.    This is fart cat.

   9.    This is busy cat.

   10.  This is for cat.

   11.  This is forty cat.

   12.  This is seconds cat.


Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down

Monday, October 18, 2010

Little Firefighter

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighters helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look... 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the Firefighter said with admiration..

'Thanks,' the girl replied. The Firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't wantto tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie thatrope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. '

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'