This is creepy!

I received this email from a very good friend today and thought you might appreciate it.

This is creepy!

Think of a letter between
A and W.

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Repeat it
out loud as
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Keep going ............................ . .

Don't stop . . ..

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Think of an

animal

that begins

with that letter.

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Repeat it

out loud

as you

scroll down.

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Think of

either a man's/woman's

name

that

begins

with the

last letter

in the

animals name

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Almost

there........

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Now

count out

the letters

in that name

on the fingers

of the hand

you are not

using to

scroll down.

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Take the

hand you

counted with

and hold it out

in front of you

at face level

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Look at your

palm

very closely

and

notice

the

lines

in

your

hand

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Do the lines

take the

form of the

first letter

in the

persons name?

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. Of course they f**kin dont.......

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.Now smack

yourself in the head, get a life,

and

quit playing

stupid

e-mail games!

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Don't

tell the secret

to others,

just send

them this e-mail!

This is amazing!!!!

It's mad I couldn't believe it, check it out. This website is amazing.

They actually have photographs of almost every School in the World.

Unless you went to School when cameras weren't invented, you will find a photo of yourself or at least your classmates. Click on the link below or type it into your search line.

www.worldschoolphotographs.com

You have to enter the name of your school and Year that you were there.

Irish Technology

After digging to a depth of 1000 feet last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network thousand years ago.

Not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, English scientists dug
2000 feet and headlines in the U.K. Papers read: "English scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibre, and have concluded that our ancestors already had an advanced high-tech digital network a thousand years earlier than the Scots."

One week later, the Irish newspapers reported the following: "After digging as deep as 5000 feet , Irish scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, our ancestors were already using wireless technology."

Double entendres from British TV

Michael Burke on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now."

Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night."

'Winning Post's' Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."

Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."

Cricketer Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off."

Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"

Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69."

The new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath away..."My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent erection."

Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different positions."

Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"

Metro Radio - "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

John Virgo and Clive Everton appear sidetracked during snooker: "It's not hard enough Clive, it's not going to go in"

Peter Alliss sizes up Colin Montgomerie: "He's a big man, but with no more than an average length shaft"

THREE LITTLE DUCKS GO INTO A BAR...

"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

"Huey," was the reply.

"How's your day been, Huey?"

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of
puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said
Huey.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second
duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey!?" he asked.

"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and
out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"

The bartender turned to the third duck and said,
"So, you must be Louie?"

"No," she said, batting her eyelashes........



"My name is Puddles."

Department of Psychology Study

An interesting study conducted by the Department of Psychology at UCLA has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

The study revealed that while a woman is ovulating, she tends to be attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, when she is menstruating she tends to prefer looking at a man with a knife lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his arse while he is on fire.

Further studies are not planned.