Saturday, October 14, 2006


What's the definition of an accountant?

    - Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
What's the definition of a good tax accountant?
    - Someone who has a loophole named after him.
What's an auditor?
    - Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.
Why did the auditor cross the road?
    - Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
    - Depreciation.
An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.
    "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
    "Have you tried counting sheep?"
    "That's the problem -- I make a mistake and then spend three hours
    trying to find it."

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