Occasionally while surfing the web, we come across a true genius - at least in their own eyes!
Today I was lucky enough to stumble across the web site of a certain
A sample of his wonderful ideas and one of my favourites of his theories is, The Invention That is Better than Sex. See what you think about him:-
In the 1980s I fended off an unprovoked attack. What I did was hit my attacker in the Jugular vein in the neck hard with the tip of my finger. (The Femoral artery in the leg can be used in the same way as an alternative.)
Whilst my attacker was incapacitated on the floor by this martial arts technique I gave the person a bruising slap round the buttocks. When the attacker came to it was said that the experience was even better than sex. I knew at once I was on to another invention. Whilst paralysed by this martial art technique the sensation of pain is replaced by super enhanced pleasure. As Governments around the world have been looking for a safe alternative to sex this appears to be it.
This invention does bode well for paramedics and first aiders who have patients in extreme pain for which they can at present do nothing. I have found Post Sex to be good for women who opt for natural child birth, it can make child birth fun for those that choose natural child birth.
Paraplegics who cannot have sex also find Post Sex to be a great invention. A simple arm lock from a consenting friend is enough to make life enjoyable. It is interesting that paraplegics are able to feel their whole bodies during Post Sex.
Post Sex will have many spin offs including brightening the day of HIV sufferers.
Post Sex can be used for recreational purposes but it is not an alternative to contraception as the sexual act is also far more fun.
The length of unconciousness depends on how hard the strike is and the ability to judge comes with practice.Make your own decision on this genius - but do visit his web site - you will not be dissapointed.