Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Last 10p Coin

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son..
He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play
with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going
blue in the face....
The father realises the boy has swallowed the
coins and starts slapping him on the back..

The boy coughs up 2 of the 10p's but is still choking.
Looking at his son, the father is panicking,
shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking
woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts
her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper, places it on the
counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across
the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully pulls down
his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze
and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.. tighter and
tighter !!!

After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and
coughs up the last of the 10p's, which the woman
deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands
the coin to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar
without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered
no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts
thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that
before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? "

'No,' the woman replied.
I'm with the Inland Revenue..'

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