Safety

A man walks into a chemists with his 10 year old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?'

To which the man matter-of-factually replies, 'Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.'

Oh I see,' replied the boy.' Yes, I've heard of that in the health education lessons at school.'

He looks over the display and picks up a pack of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in this pack?'

The dad replies, 'Those are for college boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.'

Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?'

Those are for university men,' the dad answers, 'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday.'

'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses these?' he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, 'Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........'