An
Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation
has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This
is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am
embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now,
I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this
Christian Family."
No
one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and
admit this is a falsehood? Remember,
you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now
stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Then
slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose
from the third pew. Her
head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke; "Reverend
there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of
the Ku Klux Klan. I
simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the
sheets."
The
preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared
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