These Words Should be in a Dictionary

ADULT
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.. 

BEAUTY PARLOUR 
A place where women curl up and dye. 

CHICKENS
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. 

COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. 

DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out. 

EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. 

HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage. 

INFLATION 
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better. 

RAISIN
A grape with sunburn. 

SECRET
Something you tell to one person at a time. 

SKELETON
A person with the meat scraped off. 

TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction. 

TOMORROW
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today. 

YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed. 

And MY Personal Favourite!! 

WRINKLES
Something other people have, similar to my character lines.