Late in the night, he finally regained consciousness. He was in hospital, in agony. He was in ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, an oxygen mask, wires monitoring his every function, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. He realised that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.
The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, then spoke to him slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable.
“You….. May… Not… Feel… Anything…. From… The… Waist… Down.”
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply,
"Can I feel your tits then? “
AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE !
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