Cocktail Lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN
THE BAR.
Doctor's Office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER
DISEASES.
Dry Cleaners, Bangkok:
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE
BEST RESULTS.
A Nairobi Restaurant:
CUSTOMERS, WHO FIND OUR
WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER!
On the main road to Mombasa,
leaving Nairobi:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS
IMPASSABLE.
On a poster at Kencom:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT
READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP?
In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A
WEEK AND WEEKENDS.
In a Cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM
PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN
GRAVES.
Tokyo hotel's rules
and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:
OUR
WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.
In a Tokyo Bar:
SPECIAL
COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
Hotel, Yugoslavia:
THE
FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE
CHAMBERMAID.
Hotel, Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE
CHAMBERMAID.
In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian
Orthodox Monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS
RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT
THURSDAY.
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
IT IS STRICTLY
FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX,
FOR INSTANCE MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE
MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.
Hotel, Zurich:
BECAUSE
OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE
BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS
PURPOSE.
Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON
YOUR OWN ASS?
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS
AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
A Laundry in Rome:
LADIES,
LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.
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