When is it OK to Use the "F" Word?

Question:  When is the use of "f***" or "f***ing" acceptable? Answer:   There are only 11 times throughout history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.   In ASCENDING order, those exclamations were:   11. "What the f*** do you mean, we’re sinking?" Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.   10. "What the f*** was that?" Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945   9. " Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?" George Custer, 1877   8. "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein, 1938.   7. "It does so f***ing look like her!" Picasso, 1926   "How the f*** did you work that out?"  Student of Pythagoras, 126 BC.    5. "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?"  Michelangelo, 1566.    6. "Where the f*** are we?"  Amelia Earhart, 1937    7. "Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!"  Noah, 4314 BC    2. "Aw, come on Monica. Who the f*** is going to find out?"  Bill Clinton, 1998    AND THE WINNER IS .....   1."There is no f***ing way Trump will ever become President"  Hillary Clinton, 2016