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Saturday, July 27, 2013
New Website - Football Betting
We will not only bring you news of the best offers being provided by the bookmakers, but will couple that with all the latest transfer and team news, rumours and gossip, and anything that we come across that will help make your betting experience more informed.
On the site, you will find links to the major UK Leagues, the FA and Capital One Cups, as well as the UEFA Champions League and Europa Cup. On each page there is information regarding the competition, the teams involved and the latest betting news.
We have Bookmaker Reviews to give details of leading online bookmakers, while we also details of the Fee Bets available to you together with the current Special Offers around.
We also publish a daily paper, Football Betting News to bring you the latest stories from around the web.
Sunday, June 01, 2008
Euro 2008
Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog?
A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.
Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?
A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.
A: They are both useless in Europe!
Q: What's the difference between The Invisible Man and Scotland?
A: You've got more chance of seeing The Invisible Man at the World Cup Finals.
Q: What's the difference between a PG Tips monkey and a Scottish footballer?
A: A PG Tips monkey has been seen holding a cup.
'Don't listen to him, Emile,' said a team-mate, trying to be encouraging. 'He doesn't know what he's talking about. He only repeats what everybody else says.'
The new Liverpool manager sent scouts out around the world looking for a new striker to replace Michael Owen and hopefully win Liverpool the title.
One of the scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar.
The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Anfield.
Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Manchester United with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.
The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.
When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football.
Hello mum, guess what?" he say's. "I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me."
"Wonderful," says his mum, "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters while you were having a great time."
The young lad is very upset, "What can I say mum, but I'm so sorry." "Sorry!" says his mum, "It's your fault we moved to Liverpool in the first place!"
"My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7."
David Beckham
"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league."
Mark Viduka
"If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day."
Neville Southall
"I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well."
Alan Shearer
"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country."
Ian Rush
"I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet."
David Beckham
Finally, if you do watch Euro 2008, and want to have a little flutter to make it more interesting, visit the Euro 2008 Betting Specials page at The Betting Directory to find out which bookies are offering the bet deals.
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Richest Day in Racing Attracts Classy Contenders to Dubai
The Americans are coming! The Americans are coming! To Dubai for the 12th running of the world’s richest horse race – the Dubai World Cup worth $6 million American.
Several arrived early like Premium Tap, who won the 1.5-mile Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques Cup, a quarter-mile shorter than the World Cup. The 5-year-old son of Pleasant Tap captured Saudi Arabia’s premier race by 2.75 lengths on March 16.
“We were worried about whether his journey over from America may have unsettled him as he was delayed for two days,” said Frank McGovern, general manager for new owners Saudi King Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz and his sons. “But he showed what a good horse he is, and we won’t be scared of taking on Discreet Cat and Invasor.”.............to read article in full visit Horse Racing News at The Betting Directory.
Sunday, March 18, 2007
New eStore at The Betting Directory
So whether you wish to learn the latest Poker or Sports Betting secrets, the rules of Backgammon or Mahjong or to buy your own roulette wheel or poker chips, pop over there now.
Just click on the link to visit The Betting Directory eStore.