After
being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said,
“Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and
watched a 10-inch black and white TV; but I got to sleep every night with a hot
23-year-old girl. Now .. I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed
and a large screen TV; but I’m sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to
me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”
My
wife being a very reasonable woman… told me to go out and find a hot
23-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a
cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch
black and white TV.
Aren’t
older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s
problems!
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