Saturday, January 27, 2018

Marital longevity

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV; but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.  Now .. I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV; but I’m sleeping with a 73-year-old woman.  It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”  

My wife being a very reasonable woman…  told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.  

Aren’t older women great?  They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems!

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