#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
#2 - "In Style" are the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people skills are just fine It's your tolerance
for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need
to write that down. I'll remember it."
#6 - "On time" is when you get there.
#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.
#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves
in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free
and three sizes smaller.
#9 - Lately, You've noticed people your age are so
much older than you.
#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.
#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut
you up.
#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age, and
hope you never will.
And one more:
"One
for the road" means using the bathroom before you leave the house.
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