TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

 Question 1: 

If you knew a woman who was pregnant,

Who had 8 kids already,

Three who were deaf,

Two who were blind,

One mentally retarded,

And she had syphilis,

Would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one

 QUESTION TWO

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.

Here are the facts about the three candidates.

 

Candidate A:
Associates with crooked politicians,

and consults with astrologists,

He's had two mistresses,

He also chain smokes

And drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

 

Candidate B:
He was kicked out of office twice,

Sleeps until noon,

Used opium in college,

And drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

 

Candidate C:
He is a decorated war hero.

He's a vegetarian,

Doesn't smoke,

Drinks an occasional beer,

And never committed adultery.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first .. No peeking, and then scroll down for the response.
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

 

 

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven. 

Pretty interesting isn't it?
Makes a person think before judging someone.
Remember: 

Amateurs ... Built the ark.
Professionals .. Built the Titanic

Moon Bitcoin

 What is Moon Bitcoin?

Moon Bitcoin is a bitcoin faucet - a site that dispenses a small amount of Bitcoin to users who visit their site. They make their money from the advertising on their site, though you are under no obligation to click on any of their ads. 

Whereas most faucets only allow you to claim infrequently - some only once a day, Moon Bitcoin allows you to claim every 5 minutes! 

However the faucet fills up over time, - quite quickly initially but gradually slows down until you make a claim.  You may prefer to claim smaller amounts every five minutes, or visit once a day and claim the larger amount that will have built up while you were away!

Furthermore you can rocket your claim amounts by taking advantage of various bonus schemes. 

Daily Loyalty Bonus

You will earn a % bonus which builds up for every consecutive day that you make at least one faucet claim. This bonus increases by 1% per day, up to a maximum of 100% (which means your faucet payouts are doubled!!!)

So for example, if you made a claim yesterday and then make another claim today you will get a bonus of 1% on top of your usual claim amount. If you then claim again tomorrow, your bonus will increase to 2%, then 3% the day after and so on up to 100%. 

However if you miss a day then your bonus will reset back to 0% and you must build it up again.

So simply make a faucet claim at least once every day and your earnings will ROCKET!!

Moon Bitcoin uses Coin Pot for instant payment of your earnings. If you do not already have a Coin Pot account then you must register first.

Referral Bonus

Refer your friends, enemies and everyone else to Moon Bitcoin and receive a massive 50% lifetime commission on all their faucet claims! All commission payments are paid instantly to your CoinPot account.

Additionally, for each active referral that you have, you will get a bonus 1% (up to a maximum of 100%) added on to every claim that you make from the faucet. (A referral is considered to be "active" if they have made at least 1 faucet claim in the previous 72 hours)

Mystery Bonus

Finally there is a Mystery Bonus scheme, but if I told you what that was, it would no longer be a mystery!

Bonus Bitcoin

What is Bonus Bitcoin?

Bonus Bitcoin is a completely FREE bitcoin faucet paying out up to 5,000 satoshi every 15 minutes. Also, at the end of each day (around midnight UTC) you will receive an automatic 5% bonus added to your current account balance - provided you made at least one faucet claim during the previous day.

As of 6th July 2017 all payments from Bonus Bitcoin are made instantly and directly into your CoinPot account. They also run a very generous affiliate/referral program: Ask your friends and colleagues to sign up using your referral link and receive 50% commission from every claim that they make from the faucet. (Note: No referral commission is paid on the daily bonus)

How much can I earn?

Faucet claims

They aim to be one of the highest paying bitcoin faucets around! So to ensure that their claim amounts are kept as high as possible, they automatically adjust the rate based on a number of factors including the BTC v USD exchange rate and their advertising income. In theory you can claim up to 5,000 satoshi every 15 minutes, theough the curent average is around 7 satoshi. Once you register and sign in you will be able to see what the current average rate is per claim.

Referral commission

You also have unlimited potential to increase your earnings by using their referral scheme which pays 50% lifetime commission.

Bonuses, promotions and competitions

As the name suggests, they also run a variety of ways to boost your earnings via their Bonus schemes - along with frequent special promotions and competitions. 

The current bonus scheme pays a daily 5% bonus of the total of all faucet claims and referral commission earned over the previous 72 hours (3 days) - providing you make at least one faucet claim during the previous day. 
(Please note: We will be changing our bonus schemes from time to time, to keep things interesting and introduce new, exciting ways to boost your faucet income).

Paraprosdokians

Do you know what Paraprosdokians are? No? Well, they are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected; Winston Churchill loved them:

1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

2. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

3. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

4. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

5. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

6. They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' then proceed to Tell you why it isn't.

7. To steal ideas from someone is Plagiarism. To steal from many is called Research.

8. In filling in an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, notify who: I put Doctor

9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

10. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the Street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they look Sexy.

11. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a Successful man is usually another woman.

12. A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory.

13. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

14. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Nor is there any future in it.

15. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

16. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than Standing in your garage makes you a car.

17. I 'm supposed to respect my elders, but it’s getting harder and harder for me to find one now.

Voted the Ladies favourite E-MAIL OF THE YEAR

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: 'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day' God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman... He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning. He took it to the cleaners, stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries. He paid the bills and balanced the check book. cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then, it was already 1 p.m so he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor. He ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.  He set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 pm. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - 'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, Oh! Please, let us trade back.. Amen!' The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. But you'll have to wait nine months, though. As you got pregnant last night"

A Collection of humorous comments..

 "In my many years I have come to a conclusion, ... that one useless man is a shame,  two [useless men] is a law firm and three or more [useless men] is a government."*

~John Adams 

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 *"If you don't read the newspaper you are  uninformed, if you do read the newspaper, you are  misinformed."*

 ~Mark Twain 

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 *"I  contend that for  a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying  to lift himself up by the  handle."*

 ~Winston Churchill 

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 *"A government which  robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of  Paul."*

 ~George Bernard Shaw  

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 *"Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries."*

 ~ Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University 

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 *"Giving  money and  power to  government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."*

 ~P.J. O'Rourke,  Civil Libertarian 

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 *"Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!"*

 ~Pericles (430  B.C.)  

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 *"No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session."*

 ~Mark Twain  (1866)                          

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 *"The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other."*

 ~ Ronald  Reagan  

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 *"The  only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."*

 ~Mark Twain 

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 *"What this country needs are more unemployed politicians."*

 ~Edward Langley,  Artist (1928-1995)                          

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 *"A  government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have."*

 ~Thomas Jefferson  

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 *"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office."*

 ~Aesop              

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 *"If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!"*

 ~P.J.  O'Rourke