Many of Woody Allen’s quotes are regarding sex or death - here are a few of my favourites:-
- I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve it through not dying.
- I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
- It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.
- On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
- There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
- Death doesn’t really worry me that much, I’m not frightened about it… I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
- A ”Bay Area Bisexual” told me I didn’t quite coincide with either of her desires. Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
- I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
- I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
- Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right.
- Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
- Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
- Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it’s fantastic.
- Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
- Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
And finally, a quote that refers to sex and death:-
- The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
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