POSITIVE ATTITUDE

Late in the night, he finally regained consciousness.

He was in the hospital, in terrible pain.

He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his nose, needles and IV drips in both arms,

a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a nurse hovering over him.

 He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.

 The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, then spoke to him slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

 Somehow he managed to mumble a reply,

"Can I at least feel your tits then?"

 .....and that, my friend, is A POSITIVE ATTITUDE