Friday, September 16, 2016

Rules to Live Your Life By

A selection of rules which might help you live your life to the full!

Allens Axiom: - When all else fails, read the instructions.

Billings Law: - Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

Boks: - If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

Bowies Theorem: - If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.

Computer Maxim: - To err is human but to really foul things up requires a computer.

Donsens Law: - The specialist learns more and more about less and less until, finally, he knows everything about nothing; whereas the generalist learns less and less about more and more until, finally, he knows nothing about everything.

Donohues Law: - Whats worth doing is worth doing for money.

Evvie Nefs Law: - There is a solution to every problem, the only difficulty is finding it.

Fischers Finding: - Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, the chances are that you wont either.

Franklins Law: - Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall not be disappointed.

Gettys Reminder: - The meek shall inherit the earth, but not its mineral rights.

Goldwyns Law of Contract: - A verbal contract isnt worth the paper it is written on.

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