A selection of rules which might help you live your life to the full!
Allens Axiom: - When all else fails, read the instructions.
Billings Law: - Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.
Boks: - If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
Bowies Theorem: - If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.
Computer Maxim: - To err is human but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Donsens Law: - The specialist learns more and more about less and less until, finally, he knows everything about nothing; whereas the generalist learns less and less about more and more until, finally, he knows nothing about everything.
Donohues Law: - Whats worth doing is worth doing for money.
Evvie Nefs Law: - There is a solution to every problem, the only difficulty is finding it.
Fischers Finding: - Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, the chances are that you wont either.
Franklins Law: - Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall not be disappointed.
Gettys Reminder: - The meek shall inherit the earth, but not its mineral rights.
Goldwyns Law of Contract: - A verbal contract isnt worth the paper it is written on.