Hi,
its Friday night and I hope this makes you smile...
EVER WONDER where we are headed...?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a “Broker”?
Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?"
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Thats all for tonight folks - have a good weekend.
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