Tommy Cooper

Hi again

when I started this Blog I said I wanted to discuss the meaning of life, the universe and everything else.

Well how about a few Tommy Cooper lines instead?

Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.'
I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books. '

And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him.
I said 'Do you earn a living doing that?'
He said 'Yes, this is my livelihood.'

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?"
I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please? '
And a voice said 'You are.'

So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.'
He said 'I'm not stopping you.

"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. "
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."

And its goodnight from me.